Laugh Out Loud Wednesday
Hey friends,
I though you might like a little mid week humor.
These are from actual church bulletins.
Enjoy the laughter and
"Smile, it increases your face value." Dolly Parton in Steel Magnolias

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

For your dining pleasure check this out from two of my sweetest friends.
http://www.amycarrollp31.blogspot.com/




3 Comments:

Blogger Digging for Pearls said...

Thanks for the laughter today Zoe. Some of those I heard before and some I hadn't.

Blessings,
Pearls

Blogger mary said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning!
Blessings & Peace Mary

Blogger Joyful said...

So much fun Zoe! I have files of this stuff! Good for a smile :)

Trust you are well and enjoying your weekend. I'm leaving to drive Sharon Jaynes back to the airport this morning. I hope her flight is still on time! What a great weekend we had with her. Nine ladies received the Lord!!! Doing a lot of praising here!!!!

Hugs,
Joy

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